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Hurt Demotivational Poster


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DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am


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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
Nice one!! go to cry to mama!
dindi - February 16, 2011, 4:06 am
tina6a6i - February 16, 2011, 1:32 am
cry me a river dorkface
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:12 pm
Absolutely love this one. Definately 5 tissues for you!


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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:49 pm

LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves

FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

I Sense... -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:44 pm
ROFLMAO! XD 5L + faved.
lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 11:46 pm

Hilarious! Welcome to the site!~

LOYALTY - its not the things we do its not the things we loose for we are here by your side, till the day we die

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rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm

post to twist as well.
GaryO - August 16, 2012, 1:38 pm


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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:39 pm
Remembering we're going to die someday is the best motivation to make a name for oneself, go out there and accomplish something, that there can be.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5

the power of words -

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:35 am
Sticks and stones may breaks my bones but it takes words to really hut me.
GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:47 pm
no worries....speed loads

RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am
5 bloody finger5


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mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:30 am
nice one, Sho... some very good posters today
Greeny - June 16, 2012, 7:22 am
nithe one Tho!


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mariand - September 29, 2011, 4:20 am

1-800-CRY-BABY - We are here to help

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AngryBlackMan - November 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
LOL i printed this out and passed it around at work :)




RIFLES - The new generation of toys.

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.



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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


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CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils

CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


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GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:14 pm
it's an Amazon Jungle out there, 5L
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:36 pm
Very nice Face. 5L
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 3:57 pm
5/5 I love the photo...great message too


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Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:48 am
you know what they say, the simpler it is, the better it is! Realized it too late.
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:22 am
Looks like she's ready to fist mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:47 pm
It burns when Rerun pee's ......6L


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GaryO - April 14, 2012, 9:48 pm
That might be technically true, but it’s not been my experience. Maybe the pain is still there, but I no longer feel it.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:22 pm
A part of your frontal cortex lights up when you're in pain in order to cause the sense of revulsion that makes you want the pain to stop. Technically, you're designed for pain to hurt no matter how long it lasts.
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:41 pm
Thank you Sean :D
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:04 pm
question: why is this here? I have always thought that really depressing stuff is a good way to parody the annoyingly uplifting motivation behind the kinds of poster some of us love to hate. So by that criteria, this poster belongs here.
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:02 pm
Since the dawn of time, we have been debating politely amoungst ourselves what should or should no be on MotiFake. Last night I may have taken another run at that. But now that we have such things as MotiTwist, PolitiFake etc. some offerings do beg the
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 11:05 am
It's not. It's Demotifake. Where people make things to DEMOTIVATE people. That doesn't mean the posters have to be funny. They can be emotional, or realistic, or funny, or tragic, or whatever people want them to be.
Kspace - October 13, 2011, 8:57 am
I didn't realize this was emotifake.


PINOCCHIO - Gotta watch your step

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Airman - May 27, 2011, 12:37 pm


EATING RUBBER - Not what it's made out to be


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autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 11:38 pm
AWWW! Love it! 5L's



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M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 9:53 am
5L's, I can more than relate to this, good poster

Confidence -

ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong

RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.

LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.

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ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


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Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am
souldnt it be she´s hurt? would make more sence imo

BACON BANDAIDS - Getting hurt never tasted so good

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Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 12:10 am
Still with the bacon
pieman - March 25, 2010, 2:15 pm
You wound would never heal, plus you would have bite marks where the band-aid used to be.

HADES - Drinks yoghurt, not souls.

HEMORRHOIDS - Now, when someone asks you why you're so "butt hurt" you can give them a medical reason

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dslohand - August 31, 2011, 8:13 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:57 pm
I'm not...No one takes a poll like ICE takes a poll......(When I say "poll" I mean "cock") s'up Sally?
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:45 pm
Are you taking a poll Moooooooooooooo? You know my vote.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
Did I hear that wrong?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
I should ban Hammy?....OK.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 8:34 pm
I mean that maybe moo+ should ban this guy, you know... ok i just reread my comment and boy did that sound stooopid :D
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:53 pm
Er. What?
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:10 pm
whats wrong with desert? eh buddy? and oh claire wouldn't you agree that this one might be moo+'s first Bjolnir
Claire - January 26, 2011, 5:58 pm
First off; relevance? Second, it can't be that bad seeing as our education system was kind enough to teach me proper English.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:54 pm
Texas Sux, every part, every inch of awful desert! The super bowl is being held in a toilet bowl!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:28 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:27 am
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:24 am
I was going to say something unfunny, but ack ack beat me to it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:23 am
Christopher Sholes
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 1:22 am
I would hope you still know how to spell sphincter.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:20 am
If you don't like how I spell cvical cancer, go elsewhere!
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:17 am
What idiot put the "C" next to the "V?"
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:12 am
deprecation.deprivation.defecation... great can mean large or wonderful. the trap was set.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
I'm confused. I should stop motifaking while on a sugar rush after sleep deprication.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:07 am
yes mom. but did you hear it. Just say Texas and great and grab some popcorn.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:06 am
I think you need to go to bed.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:03 am
not really it is just an illution. did anyone else here the sprrriinnngggg
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:02 am
North America is relatively sanitary?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:00 am
North america... northern mexico... what's the difference?
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Hmm, we're both from Texas... I don't know what Ag meant by Canada, then.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:45 am
Quite simple, Texas=great state=contradiction.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:41 am
how so, Texas is a big place=227it=227
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
That's a contradiction of terms.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:35 am
I'm no Canadian either, originally from the great state of Texas.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:34 am
But I'm not Canadian? Or were you talking to Ackbar?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:33 am
How about you just dress like all the other canadian girls... plaid shirt and sweat pants... yes, like a lesbian thermos.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
it is the temazepam it takes a little while to focus. They call me DOM, DOM Ackbar
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
Yeah... That's just not going to happen.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:27 am
Molotov Cocktease would get my attention. Brock Samson doesn't know how good he has it.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:26 am
Akbar... you could respond faster if you typed with BOTH hands. Hurry up and finish already.... you're burning a hole in the "I like to know who I'm talking to" thread.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
Wouldn't that be Ms. Julia?
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
There you go, easy and comfy. However, Molotov would get you more attention.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:24 am
Ms. Julio, if you're nasty.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
In your dreams Julio.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
Ackbar- I do have a remote-control K9...
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:18 am
LMAO! I'm ok... thanks. Ice, on the other hand... well, winter is coming... so he's getting a bit c0cky.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:12 am
I smell a trap.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:10 am
not bad and yourself?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
How's the evening treating you, ack ack??
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
there always is Molotov Cocktease if you really want to dress up.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:06 am
you would have to bring k9 or have a little floating balloon tardis on a string. I am guessing Rorschach would get hot after a while.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:04 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:03 am
Ha! But what's the fun in that? I'd just go dressed in pajamas and Chucks and then people would just think I was under-dressed. xD
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:01 am
You would have no problem going as Amy Pond. No need for a codpiece though
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:58 pm
Possibly... actually I'd probably go as rule 63 Rorschach.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
after looking at the profils you may now refer to me as DOM Ackbar. So Clair going as a Cyberman?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:49 pm
But.. what?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:48 pm
You're what we call "an enabler".
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:40 pm
Sadly, I have yet to go. But it will always be a dream of mine.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:36 pm
Let me guess, Claire... you have pictures of your costume at comicon, too? With or without the codpiece?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey. No dissing on Comicon.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
[email protected] the Admiral.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Heh, heh.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm sure he was just cocky after his 4th midori sour and still revved up from... oh, let's say "comicon 2010"
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
State, my man.... state.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:32 pm

also, both parties involved in a cat fight need to be female...we can only confirm one as a true female, the other is a strong contender for the "Naru 2010" Imposter Award
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:31 pm
State or District?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
Cat fight is incorrect... first, it wasn't an even fight by any means... it's called a trouncing. Secondly, there'd have been 2 cats in a cat fight... and one of these cats is from... ready for this? Washington.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
it looks like it, any shirts get ripped off?
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm

you missed it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
cat fight!
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:33 pm
I wouldn't want to miss your ban.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
I wouldn't want o miss your ever so clever comments
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:29 pm
Then why are you still posting?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:27 pm
I could care less
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:26 pm

I doub't that very much.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I am not a attention whore but think what you will.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I see you ran out of shit to say
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm

nah, claire is not even close to being an attention whore. You on the other hand...
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
You're boring me now.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:21 pm
You would know sweetcakes
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
All attention whores are the same.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
We do?......who?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:18 pm
I say again.. you know me so well
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:14 pm
Stumbled sounds about right. We also already have a drunk.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:13 pm
It was probably the clothes hair and piercings. Claire don't get your panties in a bunch doll i have not been lurking i stumbled across this sight tonight.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:08 pm
I dunno. I think Kaz has been lurking here for awhile and is attempting to copy every regular who has left. We have already had a Satanic nun, a slut, and a tranny. Next it will be making politifakes.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:06 pm

I thought it was the way they dressed.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:05 pm
LAWL SATANISM SO SCARY. I'm pretty sure you just smelled bad.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:48 pm
I never had a problem with "bullies" most everyone at my school was scared of me they thought i was satanic and going to beat there ass if they fucked with me >.>
MrBlack - October 9, 2010, 1:22 pm
I didn't really have a problem with bullying for 2 reasons. 1: not giving a damn. 2: People tend to stop the first time you punch someone over their heart then slam them into a locker.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 12:45 am
You want to take care of a bully punch him in the mouth. The world is full of pussies now a days. I hear they are giving out stress cards or something in the military now. Excuse me I am a little stressed right now, can you please stop shooting at me.
Neener - October 9, 2010, 12:37 am
Good one!



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Neener - October 25, 2010, 1:13 am
5 prozacs


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GaryO - June 16, 2012, 8:37 am
Well, now I know…..five numb thumbs
Greeny - June 15, 2012, 11:00 pm
and gravity, don't forget gravity...


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tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:51 pm
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 4:37 pm
If this isn't demotivational then I don't know what is. 5L's
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:05 pm
5L... 6L, when I read it with a "Gin n Juice" backbeat
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 1:59 am
Amsome ML. 5L

THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...


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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:57 am
That's how mom used to cuss. "Sandy Beaches"!, she'd shout. Then the hitting would start.

MOUNTAIN BIKING - Tip: dont go mountain biking just after you took off your training wheels.

ELEPHANTS - They'll eat you

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douchebag mcgee - May 30, 2009, 12:06 am
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:56 pm
Thanks Timmy. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Your lack of fear regarding Porcelina and the Satanic nuns is impressive. They may take that into account when they meet to determine your fate. Good Luck Bucko.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 8:05 pm
I'm glad to see you're alive, Mark. By the way, in case you and the rest of the motifake community haven't noticed, I'm only affected by REAL things. So your little satanic nuns can't do a thing until they start existing. Oh, my mom is fine.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
Dr. Timmy - You're going to make me jealous if you start making derogatory (I'll wait while you look it up) comments to others. Porcelina is likely to have her Satanic Nuns put a spell on you and make your pee pee fall off. How's your Mom doing?
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 4:20 pm
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 4:10 pm
I see LogicDude isn't having much luck giving Porcelina a bath.

Cruelty -

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 6:24 pm
this is more than true, my friend...


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:17 pm
Don't get my comment wrong, I like it, 5 lions to you. But it seems a little less like "truth," and a whole lot of "can't win worth a d***."
Greeny - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
five too fars
dy2012 - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am

PAIN - Its not how much it hurts, its how much you can take.

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mariand - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:46 am
How clumsy of me.. I meant only to highlight the difference between contraction and ownership
mariand - June 10, 2011, 5:18 am
...it says, you get just as much as you can carry ;)
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:44 am
It's the pain on its face that sells it.


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Bull - May 4, 2011, 5:21 pm
lmao!! 5L's
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 8:24 am
It looks like i need to pay canada a visit O_o
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 8:09 am

i'm canadian dude....home of world class beer and weed. FTW!
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 7:27 am
HAHA! This happens to you entirely too often RL!
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:23 am

coffee spray just hit my monitor...lol CB


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Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm


"THE TROUBLE - ...with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." --Ronald Reagan

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:12 pm
Some are some aren't, P. The main reason some of the crooks (either party) stay in office is because of the short attention span of the Amer...hey look! A squirrel!
Porcelina - November 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
I think everyone is just sick of politics.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:06 pm
To each their own. This quote is too true to be very funny. I just happen to like the way he stated it.
Walkerofskies - November 13, 2009, 9:54 am
Picture of Ronald Reagan with the 'Hope' campain color palette, and a quote from RR. I'm sorry WTFO but this is unoriginal and the quote was barely funny in the first place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 2:23 am
Why? It's just a picture and a quote......I say dig Reagan up and give him the lions....fair is fair.
TheSarge - November 13, 2009, 2:16 am
This one gets a 5.


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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:28 pm
it's hard to speak the truth nowadays.
rerun - January 30, 2011, 6:53 pm

so very true

TEARS - That I have cried are enough to drown me and box in my emotions

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:11 am
pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 8:27 pm
nice one. 5l's

FATHER & SON LOYALTY - Let go...no You let go...no You let go... You're pulling my chest hair!

another life lesson learned -



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maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:57 pm
You Got It Right My Friend .
Greeny - December 21, 2012, 10:36 pm
A5 my dear friend said - from diapers to diapers in ninety years


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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:14 am
One of life's most rediculous truths.
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:29 pm
LOL! Been there. Don't forget the people YOU won't speak to again, but that usually doesn't happen until AFTER the wedding. ;)

REALITY - There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.

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voodoo3535 - March 10, 2011, 5:48 pm
Thank you.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 5:23 pm
Epic mate.


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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:55 am
Beautiful! 5L
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:01 am
I hear ya about the swats... but it was the right thing to do... I'd never speak against it.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:59 am
And then there were the 'swats' you would get from your teacher. You don't see that anymore.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:58 am
They can sue their parents... hell, my dad said that if I ever tried to run away, I'd break my mom's heart, and he'd kick my ass worse!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:57 am
That wait... these kids nowadays have no idea.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:56 am
For me the waiting was just as bad or even worse than the belt.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:55 am
My dad used to hang it on my bedroom doorknob... and tell me to bring it to him every 30 mins. And you wonder why I don't fear anyone now?
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:53 am
Yep, I remember having to wait for Dad to get home from work.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:10 pm
I hear that! "I don't want to do it, but you're making me"
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:36 pm

i remember those days well

EX -

THE TRUTH HURTS - No one checks the supply... Until it's too late

CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...



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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:14 pm
You're right, they don't fade.


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Darlin - April 22, 2011, 4:27 pm
Darlin - April 22, 2011, 4:26 pm
getreal- it's impolite to constantly ridicule other's work. Show some inspiration of your own before casting judements.
rerun - July 23, 2010, 7:08 pm

getreal - I don't come into your home & crap everywhere. When you come back under another name, don't do it in our home.
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
guess what dumb arse, no one wants to read line of prose or lines of anythinf. Its a demotivator poster. its meant to be witty and quick, not... who gives a damn about soul wrenching... if its bigger than a taco bell order, than its too much.




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ICEMAN - June 9, 2010, 12:12 am
Enjoy your puddle. 5L
Cubbybear - June 8, 2010, 11:22 pm
If you're not using the bear...can I have it back? Thanks!
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:47 pm
Giggety giggety.... ewwww.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2010, 4:40 am
All?....Meh. Lol......I guess we do.
Cubbybear - December 12, 2010, 3:00 am
We all miss you....


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Swampfox - April 26, 2015, 5:10 am
Not seeing bacon...


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NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 9:41 am
I like it. Simple yet PAINFULLY true...5L's




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GREAT PARTY - Has anyone seen Timmy?

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LOVE - that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest

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....... - That must have hurt....

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faulty switch - September 3, 2009, 4:06 am
whats wrong with her face? she looks like she's having a good time. him too.
Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 6:29 pm
first i laughed at the look on his face... and then i saw hers...omfg!


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CANADA - August 18, 2009, 2:52 pm
ya i was gona say i looks like the poor buggar got into i with a porcupine
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:44 pm
Dogs are like babies and the mentally disabled, innocent and blameless. If it was a porcupine well thats nature for ya. But if it was dog fighting well thats humanity for ya. Why do we corrupt everything innocent we come in contact with?
manicbranic - March 31, 2009, 5:31 pm
... of lower probability, encompassed in the spectrum of the relationship that includes all the good and bad aspects of the relationship between dog and man. That said I love dogs, and would never do this. Deep down tho, it remains a dumb animal to me.
manicbranic - March 31, 2009, 5:26 pm
The evolutionary symbiosis dogs share with humans is unique and has benefited both species, but is not perfect and still leaves space for these cruel acts. From a functionalist perspective, I suppose we can say that these events are a natural, though...
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:24 pm
I had to put my best friend down (Belgian Shepherd) when she was 14 and had developed cancer...that was in 2000 and I still can't talk about it without turning into a baby.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:43 am
Really sorry to hear that P. I have a number of cats and I adore each and every one of them. I know what it feels like to lose one you care for. I have been very lucky in that regard for quite a while, but that can't last. Bye.
Porcelina - December 29, 2008, 2:22 am
=/ I just lost one of my favorite animals today, and I just have to say... I'd rather have a deformed dog than a dead one.
AMORES PERROS - December 29, 2008, 2:17 am
But i stand in awe seeing everybody gang up to bitch about a dog. poor doggi
Amores Perros - December 29, 2008, 2:16 am
I really agree...somebody should shoot the bastard that let that dog fight... its trully disgusting... this list just shows the humanity on here, ive seen people poke fun at dwarfs, amputees, 911, shoeless afghans, teens, christ and the french. But i st
GoForthAndDie - October 18, 2008, 4:48 pm
No kidding. Poor pup :(
nik - October 18, 2008, 4:21 pm
This is not cool and should be taken off.
datnigga - August 22, 2008, 7:28 am
epic ouch!
M4 - August 6, 2008, 12:20 am
A true "de-motivational" poster.
brian - August 3, 2008, 2:29 am
actually i'm pretty sure this is the pitbull that decided to pick a fight with a porcupine, not a dog fighting pit.
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:58 pm
The white things are shunts, to let the infections drain and allow the dog to heal more quickly and with fewer complications. Michael Vick, if this is your dog, go burn in hell.
Max - June 18, 2008, 7:03 pm
That is one of the most horrific things I have ever seen and I hope the person who did it gets cancer of the face.
clon - June 6, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuck! ... noone should be doing that... :'(
OMG - April 29, 2008, 4:47 am
Wow, that just hurts to even look at. What are those white things sticking out of the poor thing's face? :-(
KDP3 - April 29, 2008, 2:33 am
aww that just fucked up.
shtoink - April 29, 2008, 1:32 am
poor doggy :(

no laughing matter -

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 6:55 pm
Fab. 5L


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Angel Haze -

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PROOF OF PURCHASE - Like a sincere apology, it's a prerequisite for taking bad shit back.

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thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm just not taking shit back. BUTTERFLIES!
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:26 am
I have my gd receipt.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:23 am
D'oh! Wait, huh?
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thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 10:59 am
Oh, shit, Jake, take it back! Quickly! Before your motives are questioned!
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 10:51 am
Wait, you were gone? nah, j/k, Welcome Back!
thatonechick - May 16, 2010, 8:47 pm
I'm down with happiness and butterflies. Welcome back, veg!
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 8:44 pm
This poster is proof enough
rerun - May 16, 2010, 8:43 pm

My offician and unofficial reply is 5L. Welcome back, and you don't need proof of purchase.

WHEN I PLAY DOCTOR - I play to win

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Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:23 am
You should play mortician with that one.

LIMITS - If you insult me I can forgive you If you look down on me


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aesop's folly - December 19, 2009, 9:40 pm
one time, in a sad time of my life i was considering suicide. i got a fortune cookie later that day saying: Your current plans will suceed. I wish i was lying


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Sean - March 4, 2009, 6:17 pm
Hey, thanks Mark. And who said anything about the p-word? Bye.
Mark - March 3, 2009, 8:43 pm
Sean - Plagiarized or not, it describes my life. This will soon bepart of my screen saver collection.
Sean - March 3, 2009, 8:19 pm
I may have come a little close to plagiarizing despair.com on this one, but the bulb is a cliche linked to inspiration, anyway. Just thought I'd pipe up 'bout that. Bye -- no one in particular.


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EmilioDumphque - April 2, 2013, 1:55 am
One of Boudleaux & Felice Bryant's very best songs!

OUCH - That's Going To Leave A Mark


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LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 4:07 pm
Heehee...Cynthia has TWO rods!
David - June 21, 2008, 9:20 am
That was a boner fight right there cynthia, ftw
Cynthia - May 6, 2008, 12:04 am
I'm sure it did... but I've got about twice that many and two rods that run the length of my spine on either side... imagine what those x-rays look like.